Here I am...
Here it is... My meager attempt at putting some purpose to my life...
Here you are... Reading... Reading because you are bored... Or maybe, because you're curious... Or maybe that girl 3 benches away thinks this is worth a read ( I doubt it, really...)
Regardless, here you are...
.
Here I will type down the experiences an average "Joe Motherfucker" goes through, in his life, after he starts dating a very pretty girl... This is not some kind of witty story of 'love, friendship, and sacrifice', no... Not that kinda bullshit, no... These are real experiences... My experiences... Hazardous experiences... The things that I, right now, as I type, am going through... Occasionally I will deviate... But primarily, I will tell you about the Hazards of Dating a Pretty Girlfriend...
So I am the average "Joe Motherfucker"...
And you...
You are probably just bored...
Here it is... My meager attempt at putting some purpose to my life...
Here you are... Reading... Reading because you are bored... Or maybe, because you're curious... Or maybe that girl 3 benches away thinks this is worth a read ( I doubt it, really...)
Regardless, here you are...
.
Here I will type down the experiences an average "Joe Motherfucker" goes through, in his life, after he starts dating a very pretty girl... This is not some kind of witty story of 'love, friendship, and sacrifice', no... Not that kinda bullshit, no... These are real experiences... My experiences... Hazardous experiences... The things that I, right now, as I type, am going through... Occasionally I will deviate... But primarily, I will tell you about the Hazards of Dating a Pretty Girlfriend...
So I am the average "Joe Motherfucker"...
And you...
You are probably just bored...
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